March 2011
120 posts
modelmemoirs:
Shakespearean English : Shall I compare thee to a summers day ? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Modern English : Baby, you summertime fine.
When you drop something and catch it before it...
atfierce:
Like a ninja.
OMG!!! I DID THIS YESTERDAY AND THAT’S EXACTLY HOW I MOVED! Except… my phone fell.
Dear thigh fat; move towards my boobs or gtfo.
“God made me amazing. So why should I downplay that for you?”
– Me. LOUDLY (via jasfly)
